Knockout Jail Conditions

   He doesn't find his accommodations suitable.
   Not for a man of his status.
   He's only eating 800 calories a day... not his usual 3,000 or 4,000 per day.
   He just can't get his "normal" workout in while confined to a 7 x 12 foot cell.

   Can someone please inform Floyd Mayweather that he is in jail, not a luxury vacation resort?
    Can you let him know he's there for beating up his ex-girlfriend?
   Can we remind him that he did so in front of two of his children?
   Apparently, Prisoner Mayweather doesn't think penalties for his crime should be punitive.
   Attorneys for the Prisoner have filed a Motion to allow him to serve the rest of his sentence either in the prisons general population, presumably so there will be around to adore him.
   Or maybe to be beaten by him... you know, like he did his ex-girlfriend.
   Wait... I suspect you are thinking that the Prisoner and his attorney just want the Prisoner to be allowed to serve the remainder of his term in his posh mansion.
   No.. they have graciously indicated to the Court that they would be "willing" to accept allowing the prisoner to rent a less luxurious apartment instead.
   I'm reasonably confident that the judges down at 201 Poplar today did not end sentencing of several hundred "ordinary" prisoners by asking them where they would choose to serve their time and what special accommodations they would require.
   Keep in mind, the Prisoner was already allowed to delay his sentence so that he could make millions on the Cotto fight.
   Can we conveniently overlook the fact that at least 4 other times he's been charged with violent crime.
   His attorney argues that 90 days in jail might cause such a deterioration in his physical condition that he may not be able to box again.
   His attorney didn't mention whether he would still be able to beat his ex-girlfriend.
   Here's a rather simple suggestions:  if you find the conditions in jail objectionable, stop committing violent crimes.
   Maybe the Prisoner can find a television in the prison common area and watch an old Baretta rerun... sounds like the Prisoner needs to hear Sammy Davis, Jr. sing "don't do the crime if you can't do the time... don't do it... don't do it."